The Tracking Crazies...

Ok... let's just say "hypothetically" speaking that I was checking the status of our package containing our daughter's DVD and update... oh... maybe every hour... "hypothetically" of course. I mean, only a crazed psychotic person would seriously check out the Fed Ex website tracking info every hour...

So... estimated delivery is scheduled for Friday, May 27.
WHAT??
I was originally told it would arrive by Thursday evening!!

This is killing me since I was planning on seeing our daughter's sweet face tonight. Don't know if I can make it another 24 hours.

So... "hypothetically"... a certain person that shall remain unnamed might be checking quite often to see if this estimated delivery has changed.

This is what I found out.... er... I mean.. the "unnamed" person found out...
(Including personal commentary)

May 23 - 3:56 PM - shipment information sent to Fed Ex
(YEAH!)
May 24 - 4:15 PM - picked up
(WHAT? Took a whole day to pick up?? Grr..)
May 24- 10:15 PM - left Fed Ex facility
(Its been sitting there all day??!!! Do they not realize what they have?)
May 25- 12:49 AM - arrived in Newark, NJ
(Now THAT'S some great late night hours!)
May 25- 11:14 AM - arrived Memphis, TN
(Is is just me or is that NOT the route to Michigan?)
May 26- 3:56 AM - departed Memphis TN!!
(Back in business!)
May 26- 6:12 AM - at destination sort facility in GRAND RAPIDS!
(Yeah!! Its in Michigan!)
May 26- 8:13 AM - at local Fed Ex facility in MUSKEGON
(Getting closer!!!)
May 26- 8:38 AM ON FED EX VEHICLE FOR DELIVERY
(Is is possible to hijack a Fed Ex truck?)

Oh my goodness! It looks like it might come today!
Oh please, oh please, oh please!!!
Keeping my fingers crossed!!